;)Tumblr (3.0; @majorsealenthusiast)http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpx5jFYdb1r60h6bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpx5jFYdb1r60h6bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpx5jFYdb1r60h6bo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpx5jFYdb1r60h6bo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51276945649http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51276945649Fri, 24 May 2013 23:50:21 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6891840" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samreich.tumblr.com/post/51155349819/im-excited-to-announce-the-premiere-of-elaine-and">samreich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m excited to announce the premiere of Elaine and my newest and most tasteless web series, “Precious Plum.” We hope you enjoy it, cringe at it and allow us to do many, many more.</p> <p>I haven’t worked with Josh and Elaine so closely together since the Dutch West days. There is nothing - NOTHING - more fun than making videos with your best friends.</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51276328476http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51276328476Fri, 24 May 2013 23:41:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/709a135c345b5b9d3ce9cbeb900693c1/tumblr_mmfj43FHDY1qd7f7io1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50d9b2a0c230030fd865513e6a037be5/tumblr_mmfj43FHDY1qd7f7io2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51272600584http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51272600584Fri, 24 May 2013 22:48:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bc2013454e9e2e758caa946d1ce7571/tumblr_mi70p6amKb1s5k0eto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitroughdrafts.com/post/43056975319/jurassic-park-by-michael-crichton-1990">shitroughdrafts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Jurassic Park</em>, by Michael Crichton. 1990.</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51191813290http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51191813290Thu, 23 May 2013 21:31:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9f5bf2bef9a09342b256251b7c9c0f6/tumblr_mn9gcs6bV21qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/51156402508/someone-to-cuttle-gay-cuttlefish-shapeshifter">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/someone-to-cuttle-gay-cuttlefish-shapeshifter-erotica-by-luna-loupe/">Someone to Cuttle, Gay Cuttlefish Shapeshifter Erotica by Luna Loupe</a></p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51156810230http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51156810230Thu, 23 May 2013 13:03:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d50f8796409f8e808dd040c35fff4d90/tumblr_mm8cmc59zS1sq0694o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drawagainsthumanity.com/post/49517929520/next-from-j-k-rowling-harry-potter-and-the">drawagainsthumanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Next from J.K. Rowling:  Harry Potter and the Chamber of <strong><span>Bitches</span></strong>.</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51094220427http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/51094220427Wed, 22 May 2013 17:03:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtil4gThu1rnyj5so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashtondrew.tumblr.com/post/37230813969/literally-my-favorite-picture-on-the-internet">ashtondrew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally my favorite picture on the internet</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50998922060http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50998922060Tue, 21 May 2013 13:16:43 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hvZJI8rerWA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timberwulfe.tumblr.com/post/49496181767/king-krule-rock-bottom">timberwulfe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>King Krule</strong> / / <em>Rock Bottom</em></p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50970734122http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50970734122Tue, 21 May 2013 01:22:16 -0400<blockquote> <p>When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50969020611http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50969020611Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49d1548037e9ce65a7e6260a919bd026/tumblr_mh8v2llpxP1qdv2s8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50969009743http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50969009743Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2tx3CL6i1qbngkko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>One night, I was on stage, and there was this beautiful little girl — she was probably 8 years old at the time. And she had this beautiful red hair, this beautiful skin, these beautiful green eyes, and she was looking up at me, holding, you know, for an autograph. I said, ‘Well, you’re the prettiest little thing I ever saw. So what is your name?’ And she said, ‘Jolene.’ <a href="http://www.npr.org/2008/10/09/95520570/dolly-partons-jolene-still-haunts-singers?sc=tumblr&cc=tumb_music">And I said, ‘Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene.’ I said, ‘That is pretty. That sounds like a song. I’m going to write a song about that.’</a></p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968972649http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968972649Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a71a4b6fdd8ca15ed3bd69187be7a2d/tumblr_mlj2cyEokC1s5fhf3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cc6602187eea67dba5a84fce105ce27/tumblr_mlj2cyEokC1s5fhf3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968945863http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968945863Tue, 21 May 2013 00:49:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ea5d4b2849af1c4292cd588b01e5a4b/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29a6f88be2c7bd99587248924f87e571/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea53dac3a90b5ad0d7ade4901cd89013/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbddcf646deed3050b2e5e0c5b1d7574/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mister-sullivan.tumblr.com/post/50661910128/oh-my-perfect">mister-sullivan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my perfect.</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968926932http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968926932Tue, 21 May 2013 00:49:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/50314022918/pro-tip-fill-the-pinata-with-absolutely-nothing">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pro tip: fill the <span>piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood</span></p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968914421http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50968914421Tue, 21 May 2013 00:49:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f8594fec3525374378d0b760027182b/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9c90167d66cea29d2bfba82c18fffc9/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ee309188b7347feaf923bcb8db1b498/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0573f3bb8e7abc09d93da14f0ef22e1e/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2885ffcc1c3dbbe780cbd4f5c485186a/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4c2c65812e76b4914c13ce7e981ce96/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33612a9073f40892ecf5eeb4670a372c/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14cedd9ebfddbf8a8fbb46d983969c45/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32768b8fe83a928bdd475b553d3aaf71/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb2dbb30073005cb1699963a4c07e44a/tumblr_mkhwkdYz6c1qbj47jo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackingtonoff.tumblr.com/post/46707398854">jackingtonoff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if it’s not on the powerpoint u don’t need to know it</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/48593892069http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/48593892069Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:13:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uk0iurYp1r9lh3ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uk0iurYp1r9lh3ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uk0iurYp1r9lh3ro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/47332393838http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/47332393838Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:07:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73a69d635345b69199d5aa811303fe5f/tumblr_mkozj99CmC1r9oy4uo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8df39574e1d37da8511cb53ab487c61/tumblr_mkozj99CmC1r9oy4uo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/860658c1870753e0dc74aa28ff04f7c4/tumblr_mkozj99CmC1r9oy4uo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfefc5623e56a7c778403cd42d1ed7f6/tumblr_mkozj99CmC1r9oy4uo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hybridlovelies.tumblr.com/post/47037294950/say-it-out-loud">hybridlovelies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Say it…<em>out loud.</em></p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/47079650113http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/47079650113Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:14:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb73168e550e1fd80e68faba782148d9/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af00d87f65612b90e2b6cbdc47914fce/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7faba2cf52a715f82169d035aac2375/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8a9cd807dc3e2e49fc26263ee5f255b/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e47311d1d94114f8156e29a3d0cb009/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46150081217http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46150081217Sun, 24 Mar 2013 06:22:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f973a5ed290bd9574f74ee4dbfaace91/tumblr_mk2lthJJUB1r5ad6vo1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/feddf550ca4d6a4bd8aba4fc442197e2/tumblr_mk2lthJJUB1r5ad6vo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46149793140http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46149793140Sun, 24 Mar 2013 06:13:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49a97c633be4b8fe6f6e287ae7eb7450/tumblr_mjk4eoRXy61rqgazso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5246f8d849966a3e5f0ee834f50f93f/tumblr_mjk4eoRXy61rqgazso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec079fd5d4592d458d2c956e32597b71/tumblr_mjk4eoRXy61rqgazso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07d417196ac45c058359dd63160646f0/tumblr_mjk4eoRXy61rqgazso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6199ed4570e826970bf2efe2dd05e7a/tumblr_mjk4eoRXy61rqgazso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/46009849295/buzzfeed-h-t-adulthoodisokay">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-ridiculously-happy-gecko-test-1opu">buzzfeed</a>] [h/t: <a href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com">adulthoodisokay</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46046217131http://majorsealenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/46046217131Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:53:59 -0400